it's not me ): but i'll admit our hair is similar.
it's not me ): but i'll admit our hair is similar.
Uncle walter just got a new wii D: aaaaah!
i hate drama but i hate liars even more. backstabbers, ex-bestfriends, mean girls; you guys make it at the top of that list too.
Finish this sentence: "I am glad to say that I have never ___."
Submitted by chl*.
done drugs (:
So in my U.S. history class, my teacher's decided that we'd start a seceding student gov't. D: so people nominated me and after voting as a class, i was chosen as president. i've never done any leadership stuff so it was weird. AHAH my bodyguard calls me "Miss President."
What fruits and vegetables are in season where you live? Have you incorporated them into your recipes?
:I idk what fruits/vegetables are in season..but we have broccoli. well..maybe that doesn't count because we always have broccoli.
i tried pot roast for the first time today. tastes like chicken..dry chicken.
My aunt wants me to be a sunflower to match devin's bumblebee costume for halloween..
He's adorable.
I've decided that whenever i decide to post a blog, i'll include Vox's random "Question of the Day" in it.
Who's the coolest culinary celebrity?
I don't watch much TV anymore. the only cooks i know are the old ones from Food Network. Uhhh Rachel Ray, some guy with glasses, Paula something, and that one guy who looks like Cameron, my aunt's boyfriend. :/ I'd never really cared enough to have an opinion on them but i wouldn't consider any of them to be "cool".
I saw this on nikki's xanga.
GUIDE ON HOW TO KEEP A GIRL.
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.
2.
Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If
she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really hard until she cries (this
will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are).
3. Once a month, sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs; they love to be roughed up.
4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If
she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.
6. Recognize the small things, as they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because jewelry is for wussies and Asian ladies.
7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words "F__ you" and grab the other girl's ass. Girls love competition.
8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset, tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that, lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."
9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick." Women love those special nicknames.
10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.
11. Warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now, you're going to be bitching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there, she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party is dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you all night.
13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny...why shouldn't girls?
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes, then jump up and scream in her ear. Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things (like basketball).
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self-confidence, then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time you're in her house, steal one of her shoes, earrings or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way, she'll go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order, interrupt and say "no, she's not hungry." Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then punch her in the face. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
20. Give her one of your t-shirts, and make sure it has your smell on it (but not a sexy cologne smell...a bad smell. You know what I'm talking about).
21. When it's raining, keep asking her if she's crying. She'll say
"no, it's just the rain." Ten minutes later, turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying. Girls like a tough man.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her
no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her that material objects arent important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy, and your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
25. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she's coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.
26.
If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise
her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make
sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call that you're
going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited.
Don't call.
What experience or moment in your life have you learned the most from?
Submitted by AngieK.
Not to get too deep or dramatic or anything, but i'd say i learned the most from all the things that happened this summer. it's only in drastic situations when a person's real intentions/loyalties begin to show. i think it's sad that as i grow older and wiser, i find that i have less and less people to trust and rely on.
ANYWAYS, today i went shopping with nisababyhappy3monthsyougay. :) still small, still short, still cute, still worships me. i love that little girl.